Two dangerous vigilantes have escaped from Never Never Land and are at large.
One of these rebels is known as Peter Pan and is known for happy thoughts, exchanging thimbles for kisses, and not growing up. The other, which goes by Tinker Bell, is known for accompanying Pan and lighting up like a firefly.
The rebels in question were seen at numerous locations today. Sightings included
on horseback at a church fall festival,
in a restaurant,
associating with a suspicious lady bug and ninja,
and eating cookies at a co-worker’s Halloween party.
Citizens should beware that these characters are still at large. They may be considered armed and dangerous; they have fairy dust and are not afraid to use it.
If you have any information on the whereabouts of these dangerous rebels, please inform Captain James T. Hook as soon as possible. Thank you.